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Balance, God, and Election Day

God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him resting on the seventh day.

He inquired, ‘Where have you been?’

God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,’  Look, Michael. Look what I’ve made.’

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, ‘What is it?’ ‘It’s a  planet,’ replied God, ‘and I’ve put Life on it. I’m going to call it Earth and it’s going to be a place to test Balance.’

‘Balance?’ inquired Michael, ‘I’m still confused.’

God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. ‘For example,  Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while  southern Europe will be poor. Over here I’ve placed a continent of white  people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all
things.’

God continued pointing to different countries. ‘This one will be  extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice.’

The Archangel, impressed by God’s work, then pointed to a land area and  said, ‘What’s that one?’

‘That’s Washington State, the most glorious place on earth. There are  beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and  plains. The people from Washington State are going to be handsome,  modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the  world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving and
they will be known throughout the world as diplomats, carriers of peace,  and producers of software.’

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, ‘But what about  balance, God? You said there would be balance.’ God smiled

‘There is another Washington. Wait till you see the idiots I put there.’